...so I went AWOL.....

OK- so I guess I got a little bloggsessed for a while there...and then I lost the net...and all the jellyfish swam away...


My image host has also gone AWOL, hence all those ugly little red crosses on my links...first the bastards offer my work to the world to use when it seemed it was privately stored and now they go cut the bloody umbilical cord...
umbilical chord: aaaaaaaaa(rgh!)...

But, it's nice to know that even in blog-comatose, faeries still abound. Thank you, DB, for keeping up the content... in fact this groovy critter needs a blog all of his own!...

These are his comments...

'Iiiiiiiiiiii'mmm baaack!'
06.08.05 - 4:45 am
I want the hard-hitting facts...the gossip about Ernie seen about town with Miss Piggy...the stuff about Kermit's sordid past whilst living as a struggling frog-actor in New York.

06.29.05 - 3:03 am
No updates on Kermit's celebrity behaviour...other than I heard he was now dating Angeline Jolie and Ms. Piggy is going out with Kenny G!!!!

'Tigger-what were you thinking?'
04.11.05 - 7:29 pm
This is seriously worrying, man! I know that the good people at the CTW are holding their heads in their hands down at Sesame St. I understand that Elmo is not commenting to the press and he's holed up in some Manhattan hotel room thinking about possible career moves. With the Wiggles making inroads in America I really feel for the Sesame St. crew. I mean, first the whole Mr. Snuffleufaglus is 'actually real and not just seen by Big Bird' fiasco and now this! Oscar called me yesterday from his trashcan and we talked about it...he basically said, 'Am I the only character on this show left with any decency! I told that Elmo not to let the fame get to his head...and never hang out with characters from other francises!' I think the Grouch has seriously been underestimated in his show business smarts.

But seriously....they have credits at the end of Sesame St. now....CREDITS...

Wheeeeeeee!
04.11.05 - 7:33 pm
This is pretty damn cool! I think it's great to see two members of opposing differences settle their differences with some trampoline theatrics! Ofcourse it could all be a case of bird on the end of the crocodiles nose...once the gig is up it's SNAP! and the bird is eaten. Hmmm, I do notice that the cat's eyes have that sort of, 'Yeah, have your fun, Mousey, but check out these claws...check out my feline patience....' Yep...that's it, I guess. I do notice the claws at the ready.

Let them Call you Sweetheart
04.11.05 - 7:43 pm
And then all time froze for Wally and Albert Dapperton, the famous bow tie wearing singing brothers were finally immortalised...'Oh Rose Marie I- (TIME FREEZE).' Twenty eight years later they were animate again...and they finished their song with '-LOVE YOU!' But it was too late. Their beloved Rose Marie had married a baker. The good thing though was that Wally and Albert's battle for Rose Marie's affection had come to an end. Their feuding over one woman was over. They now live on a ranch in Texas and sip ice tea.


Absynthe, Anyone?
(See the picture)
'Oh, this is terrible! They've left the barcode on this glass from the store! I always tell them that the people from the History Museum notice these things!'

04.11.05 - 7:39 pm
'It isn't easy being green'
- Kermit the Frog

'It isn't easy being zygote Green'
- Alba the Rabbit

'It isn't easy being green - blah!!!!'


- Airsick passenger over the Coast of Mexico during turbulence

Thanks, Davey!

and, by the way, if you haven't been there go do the Kitty-Cat Dance... Just go there...!